Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

... Chan chan

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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