- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Women's Rights

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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