How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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