A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Sex

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Knock knock It's open, come in

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Anti Joke

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