- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Women's Rights

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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