- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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