- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

H o m o comes out as homo

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

whats black? the colour

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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