- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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