What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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