- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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