Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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