- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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