- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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