A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

George W. Bush

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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