Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Your mom is so old she died

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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