- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

tea with milk?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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