Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What fires shots? A gun

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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