- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

A: Do you like it B: No

Canadians

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

European on my shoes, buddy.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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