a black man walks out of popeyes

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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sdfrgtyuki

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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where is the world?

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Neil is a reterd.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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