A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Terraria

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Ehh

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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