- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

get in the car.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Lil Wayne

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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