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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A man walks into a vagina

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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