Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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