Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Stephen Hawking

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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there was once a jew

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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womens rights

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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