phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Anti Joke

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