what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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A storm be brewin!

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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