- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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