- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

I don't get it

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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