roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Skrillex.

what do you call a black guy african american

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Anti Joke

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