A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Chlamydia

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

antonis sister is mighty fine

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are flowers.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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