- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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