- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

destiny

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

I enjoy Popcorn

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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