What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Well this is pointless.....

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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