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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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