what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

drew edminstin is a rat

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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