Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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