- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Caolan and Eamon

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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