NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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