Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Llamaworm

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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