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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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