Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

kennah campion when she talks

How high is the sky? True or False

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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