How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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