- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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