How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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