You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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