- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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