- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

sucks Syntax...

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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