- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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