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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Rylan Clark

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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