- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

the economy.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

it was all Tagart

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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