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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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