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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A woman wears a dress.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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