- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What is the name of the car? What

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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