- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Allah walked into AK Bar

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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