- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

your no better than a cockroach

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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