- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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