It was a beautiful day. Face.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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