- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many light bulbs? 1

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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