- Anti Joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Microwave

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

richard is fag

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Barack Obama

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car