- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

When is a door not a door? Never.

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