Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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