A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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