Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Your mam is so fat.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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