Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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