Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Your face is hilarious.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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