- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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