- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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