How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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