Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

men, men like men= men+bed

Penis

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Shltskc gw? G

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

knock knock

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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