- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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