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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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