Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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One time i was sitting down

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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