Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A black man has a job.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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feminism

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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