A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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