Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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justin beiber sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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