- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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