What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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