- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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