why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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