If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Poop

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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