why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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