- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

how do you call someone? use a phone

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Jeff

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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