- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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