- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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