- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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