- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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