- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

i just wrote this so hard

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A man penetrates another man.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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