- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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