Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

they told me not to write here but i did

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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