- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm hungry.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What does water taste like? Water

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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