- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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